1. heyoitsmya:

    me playing sports

    (Source: samanthabrown1, via cannible-kid)

  2. cthulhupeelz:





    Uh oh

    wouldn’t that be awkward

    Can I get some credible sources?

    Here’s one

    and another

    and one more for the road

    Oh gee, whatever should we do now?

    (via bakerstreet-hobbit)

  4. toricbaby:


    okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

    Sweet fucking lord. I cannoooooot!

    (via bakerstreet-hobbit)

  5. clara tea

    (Source: fairestoswin, via tillthenexttimedoctor)


  7. stimmyabby:

    people complain about people “faking disabilities”
    you know what happens way more often than people faking disabilities?
    people pretending not to be disabled so they won’t get treated like shit

    (via gerardwayisatimelord)

  9. my-poisonous-romance:


    Be prepared to feel revenge


    (via ierooused)


  10. believeinprongs:



    I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.

    Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”

    Before they paired up though they would try to pair with Hermione but she would say no because they want her to do all the work

    She’d probably pair up with Neville because the poor thing would probably start sweating at the mention of the word “presentation.”

    (via gerardwayisatimelord)


  12. mothballmilkshake:

    When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

    Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

    Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

    Mmm object impermanency 

    (via toopunktodie)


  13. darkbluetile:


    You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

    I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

    (via beatingonthebrat)

  14. danglingthpider:


    I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

    Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

    I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

    (via elementary-mydeardoctor)

  15. cock-zero:

    Frank Iero + Hands

    (via welcometothekilljoysparade)